The Onion takes us inside the minds of fat-haters:
A new study has found that despite an increase in obesity, Americans have seen their cholesterol levels fall significantly since the late 1980s, possibly as a result of eating fewer trans fats and taking drugs such as Lipitor. What do you think?
“While that’s encouraging news for the millions of people currently struggling with obesity in this country, it really sucks for those of us who like to tell them they’re all going to die soon.”
(Warning if you view the original: there’s also the obligatory reference to fat people being disgusting.)
